Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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