that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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