This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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