We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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