Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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