Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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