It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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