Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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