My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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