the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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