Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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