When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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