what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
When did angry sex become our thing?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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