Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You can make out without kissing
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