I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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