I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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