Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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