Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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