the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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