don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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