I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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