Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize
