so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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