Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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