Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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