dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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