I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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