I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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