the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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