i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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