Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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