CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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