If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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