The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
two words...techno handjob
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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