Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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