Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
