So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i need some magic done to my vagina
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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