You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
