So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i need an iv and a liver transplant
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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