when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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