I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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