i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize