Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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