Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
jump out the window naked night went bad
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