Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Your dad touched me again.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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