just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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