Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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