She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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