K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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