she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
