Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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