SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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