Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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