Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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