He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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