please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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